Minieri Down a Million?
Said Holm: "You have a million dollars?"
Minieri: "Yes."
Holm: "You pay a million dollars?"
Minieri: "Ummm... Yes."
Holm: "I'll bet a thousand dollars."
Minieri: "No. I only bet a million."
They shook on it, and Holm turned over pocket eights.
"You want the name of my bank in Denmark, or you pay cash?"