JP Kelly: Aqueous Kleptomaniac
Level 1
: 50/100, 0 ante
Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time to overhear a non-poker related bit of weirdness. Just now passing the JP Kelly/John Eames table, his left hand side neighbour Pernille Ravn gave him a grin as he took a swig from a bottle of water on their shared side table.
"I don't mind sharing water with you, just thought you should know yours is under there."
He apologised, rushed off to get her a new one and muttered something about not really remembering putting his own water down there but helping himself to it anyway.
"I thought, 'I'm drinking an awful lot'," she laughed while he went a pinkish colour before saying something about it being his birthday last week. Oh the joy of eavesdropping.