Now Justin "BoostedJ" Smith, Jason "JP OSU" Potter, Matt "mattg1983" Graham, and James "croll103" Carroll are sitting in a row. Just add sweat pants, and this might as well be the Sunday Million. It's been a good half an hour since that table saw a flop, but they're getting in hands at almost online speed.
One of the four of them raises every hand and everyone insta-mucks as if they've already clicked the "fold" box. And on to the next hand. Occasionally one of the other players at the table works up the courage to raise, and the guys take turns three-betting to make sure no one gets carried away. This is their table. Don't even bother.