Teaching Poker to Monkeys
Level 16
: 3,000/6,000, 0 ante
Mike Laing was enjoying a beer and a JD or two and insisting that, ��Poker��s a joke. Give me a fifth of whiskey and I could teach a monkey to play in two weeks. All in.��
His neighbour insisted the whiskey would never last him that long. ��Not for me, for the monkey!�� he replied.
��That monkey wouldn��t get a sip.��