Massage Conga
We have just witnessed our first double massage. As the masseuse gives Roland the once over with her healing hands, the Devilfish completes the tripod of masseusissity by planting the Fish paws on the shoulders of the masseuse.
For a moment, I thought about calling Linford Christie from Record Breakers and adding a fourth member, but that would mean oiling up my mitts and stroking the raw flesh of Mr Ulliott, which I wasn't overly keen on.
Perhaps we could start a massage conga around the casino and truly smash that record. I'd want be at the front though, mainly because I'm lazy.