You'll Do
The Devilfish is donning a shirt today that has an obscure message on the front, obscure because his leather jacket and the folds in his shirt make it tricky to read.
We can make out the letters 'ULL DO' so we're trying to work out what it says. At first, I thought it was something to do with his hometown of Hull, but then someone pointed out that it could read "You'll Do", which quite literally sent shivers down my spine, especially when he glanced up atnd me at winked.
Then the jacked was removed and our fears were confirmed...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
Who needs words when your chat up line can just be a chest thrust.