The King is Dead

Unfortunately for the Bullet Dodger, doom was on the cards as Matthew McCullough moved in behind him with the confidence of George Clooney in a singles bar.
"Uh-oh, I'm in trouble," admits He11muth.
As Mats Gavatin jumps out of the way, He11muth jokes with a mischievous smirk, "Fire up the limo, baby, call the G4." (Why he'd request the singers from X Factor though, I'm unsure.)
"I hope you have Ace King," pleads He11muth as he turns over




At this point, McCullough stands up from the table. "Why are you standing?" asks Phil. "You're a four and half to one favourite."
The flop is a clinical one...



Desperately, He11muth requests a Jack, but to no avail as the dealer pops out a

After the academic
